Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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