CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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