he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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