You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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