That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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