I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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