Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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