Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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