We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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