Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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