This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
40s are totally the cure
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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