Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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