I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When did angry sex become our thing?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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