I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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