Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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