did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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