its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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