I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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