Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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