She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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