somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
