if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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