Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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