so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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