Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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