But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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