a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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