don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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