Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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