im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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