Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
they need to just BURY HIM!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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