Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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