I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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