it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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