I think i peed on brittanys purse
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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