nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Acid is not a monday night drug
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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