He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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