What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
high people should be assigned attendants
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
we should paint friendship bongs
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