I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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