love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself