Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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