I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
