The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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