Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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