we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I love having hate sex.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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