OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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