My room smells like vodka and shame
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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