ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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