Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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