i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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