but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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