Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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