i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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