My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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