we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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