I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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Dicks are not precious.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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