I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
A bitchslap is in order.
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