Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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