Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
